Beginer's Stats and My Brain

Hello!  This is a weight loss blog.  I hope it helps you.  If you're not interested in weight loss, turn back now before it's too late!

I weigh, as of this morning, 250.8 pounds.  Which is horrendous.  I have been trying to lose weight pretty much since I can remember.  Why is the weight still here?  Well, lots of reasons.  Part of me is terrified of being thin because I've been using fat as a shield from, you know, the rest of the world.  I'm sure I'll probably go into the reasons later, but right now I'm trying to introduce this blog.  Focus!  OK.

I have tried many times to lose weight.  Basically, long story short, I realized recently that all of those attempts were very middle-ground-y.  And that's not how I like to roll.  I like for things to be efficient, to just be what they are and not waste resources hedging bets.   But that's what all the previous attempts were like!  I wasn't marching to my own tune when I'd try to lose weight.  I had plans that tried to be in the middle between effective and not-too-difficult.  Bollocks.  I just need to pick one and go with it, and so I have picked effective over easy.  I will explain my Food Plan tomorrow because I don't want to write anymore right now.  :-)  But it's awesomely efficient.  And I'll also explain my very weird Nail Polish Motivational System.  Capitalizing it makes it look like the title of a book written by a former sorority girl with one class of psychology under her belt facing middle age with a pall of boredom over her life, which is fun.  But again I digress.

Good luck to you all!
-JadeAmber